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4月1日在某些国家是人们互开玩笑的日子，如果有人成功地愚弄了某人，他会笑道：四月的傻瓜。然后那个被愚弄的的人也会笑起来。
有一年的4月1日，一辆公车正行驶在乡村小路上。小路弯曲狭长以致司机必须很小心。当汽车减速并停下来时，他一遍遍快速的拧动车钥匙，表情十分紧张，但是车并未启动。司机愁眉苦脸的对乘客们说：这辆车已经非常旧了，性能也不如往日，如果我们想在日落前回到家就必须做一件事，当我数到三，你们就一起猛的向前倾身体，那样车子就能移动了。现在你们全都尽可能向后仰做好准备。
所有乘客都按司机的话做。他们都向后仰等待司机数到三。这时司机转向前方并问大家是否准备好了，乘客们几乎紧张的不能回答。
“1,2,3.”司机数道。乘客们全向前倾，车子也以飞快的速度向前驶去。
这时乘客们放松了下来甚至开始愉快的微笑。但是他们的微笑因为司机说：四月的傻瓜！而变得惊讶，随即大家都开怀大笑起来。
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Ladies and gentlemen:
Good evening everyone! The theme of my speech today on the life of a smoking problem.
As we can see, there are many around us smokers, most of them men, of course, there are also women and minors.
Many men to explain their reasons for smoking is often the following:
A living or work pressure, upset, smoking of trouble.
2 men to communication must be smoking and communication needs.
3 men smoking signs.
Minors who smoke are some absurd reason, we look at:
Smoking is a sign of adulthood, we have the adults.
2 TV and movies, the actor smoking look really cool, we would also like to have an image like this.
The proportion of women smokers is relatively small, is the reason most pressure to disarm or irritable mood.
I was a no-smoking, and were hate smoking. Smoking and many of the great harm, harm themselves and others health and pollute the environment. Men smoke of others bad, bad woman smoking on children, minors not to smoke on the atmosphere, of course, not for their own good.
Ladies and gentlemen, let us swing into action, and resisting smoking - for the sake of their own and other people's health are our environment.
Thank you!